An Introduction of Sorts

February 11, 2016

I'm Bob. I'm not really Bob. Bob has been my online identity for quite some time now. It's served me well, and so I stick with it.

I've always enjoyed writing. Many people have told me that I should be a Writer. I've told myself that a time or two as well. It's something that I thought I might even take a stab at as a career once upon a time. But the way I write and the things I want to write about wouldn't generally cause people to want to throw money at me. Except maybe coins, thrown very hard. So I've occasionally just found a forum here or there to post an essay, or express an opinion that found no audience because the sites weren't especially well-traveled or there was no interest in my babbling. And I've been ok with that for the most part. Sometimes though, it would be nice to have an audience. Not because I need a spotlight, but because it can be depressing to put the effort into expressing oneself and there's no one around to hear it.

So why do I expect this to be any different? I don't. But it's a starting point. Maybe it'll grow, maybe (most likely) it won't. Blogs are the kind of thing that people stumble upon, and maybe someone will stumble upon mine. If you're reading this, then you apparently are such a stumbler. So hi :)

I guess there isn't going to be a specific theme here. The only real constant will be me and my writing style. I don't know what I want to write about before I start to write, so this really won't be a blog about anything specific. I realize that most people need some sort of structure, and this won't be the place to find it. It won't be a place to look at nothing but cute cat pictures. Topics will be at my whim, and they may vary widely. You might read something here that you like, only to read my next post and decide you hate me and never want to visit again.

I generally avoid topics as polarizing as politics or religion, but they will surely pop up on occasion. There will probably be plenty of autobiographical content. I've always wanted to write an autobiography, knowing full well that absolutely no one would want to read it. So expect something of a serial autobiography, presented in bite-size pieces with other subjects breaking the monotony as they come up - but no cute cat pictures. I love cats by the way, but you have many other options for finding pictures of them already. Topics that will likely come up here may include product reviews, music (either as a review or an informative piece), observations on people and society... see, there's really no format here. I will, however, try to remember to tag my posts so it'll be relatively easy to focus in on specific subject matter.

What should you expect from me? I can be cynical, though as I get older I become more curmudgeonly but somehow less cynical. I have strong opinions. Though I try not to be, I know that I can sometimes come across as condescending. That is never my intention. I ramble. I write way too much. I can take forever to get to the point. I think the biggest reason for that is that I don't write drafts. I start writing and finish when I'm done writing. Then I hit the send button, and the only editing that happens is after the fact, to fix a typo or a problem sentence if I see one. But... I have a good grasp of the English language and how to use it. You will always see proper usage of things like your/you're and there/their/they're. I don't typically misspell words. But I also bend the rules as I see fit. I use too many dashes, and because people tend to overuse commas (which drives me nuts) I can tend to underuse them. And I won't hesitate to end a sentence with a preposition if I want to. I will use profanity. It won't be gratuitous.

I may also be inconsistent. I might post a bunch of stuff very quickly, then go too long without posting anything. I'll try to work on that, but I can't promise anything.

I am undecided on how I want to handle replies, if I get any. This isn't a debate forum. It's me writing on my blog, where I make the rules. While I welcome the opinions of others, if you feel that strongly about what you have to say maybe you should express it on your own blog. I know full well that I will write things that piss people off. You don't have to like it. I'm not here to argue with you. I won't debate you in the comments section. Since I don't yet know how this site works, I don't know how much control I have over the posting of replies. If I find something I deem inappropriate (totally at my own discretion), I will delete it if I have that option. If I don't, it will simply be ignored. In other words, feel free to respond but don't be an ass.

As I learn how this site works, posts will hopefully become more sophisticated. I'd like this to be more than just one clump of text after another. Pictures? Embedded video? We shall see.

So this is the start. We'll see where it goes from here. Welcome to my blog. I hope you find a reason to stick around.